LIFE HACK IF SOMEONE IS REALLY EXCITED ABOUT SOMETHING TRY TO BE EXCITED FOR THEM OR AT LEAST PRETEND TO BE AT LEAST SLIGHTLY INTERESTED BECAUSE NOTHING FEELS WORSE THAN EXPRESSING SOMETHING THAT MAKES YOU HAPPY ONLY TO HAVE PEOPLE TELL YOU TO CALM DOWN OR IGNORE YOU COMPLETELY
Do you ever start rubbing your eyes and then it feels really good and you can’t stop so it’s like eye masturbation
ok but literally how
- Marvel: *makes Avengers*
- Marvel: *makes Iron Man, Thor, Hulk, and Captain America sagas*
- Marvel: *makes Agents of Shield*
- Marvel: *makes Guardians of the Galaxy*
- Marvel: *makes Black Widow movie*
- DC: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...... MORE BATMAN.
the fact that they ate burritos and french fries the night before the victoria secret fashion show and looked that good…
how can you not reblog this
"this baby came out of you but im not 100% sure its yours"
Funny thing - a woman who applied for welfare after her husband left her hadto supply DNA evidence he was actually the father. The results: he was definitely the father, but she wasn’t the mother. Her children were removed from her custody and she was sued for fraud, even though she insisted they were her children.
Turns out, she wasn’t a surrogate or a kidnapper (the two most obvious explanations) - she was a chimera. As an embryo, she fused at a very early stage with her twin, forming one individual. Her ovaries apparently developed from cells that had originally belonged to her vanished twin. Later on more tests showed that while the woman’s skin and hair DNA did not match her childrens, DNA taken from her cervix did.
WHAT THE FUCk
This went from stupid to really interesting in point 5 seconds.